German propaganda poster urging citizens to subscribe to the 9th war loan.
Buy a war loan, get a man in a buckle-up thong? I like this line of reasoning.
Shit son, if I were a German during the war and had been promised a man in a buckle up thong I’d have bought a war loan for sure
Do they sell war bonds these days? Get Rudy Reyes in a pair of budgie smugglers, slap that on a poster, and any funding issues the US military has would be sorted in moments.
UNABLE TO PARSE. UNABLE TO PARSE. BRAIN TERMINATING FUNCTIONS.



